The Marmot Turret 3P is everything you’d want in a three-man tent. It’s lightweight, compact, and wind resistant. It keeps you dry even in the whipping rain, and it’s remarkably easy to set up.

However, with a price tag of $430, you’d half expect the tent to come with maid service. Do not bring this tent to the local Occupy encampment. You’ll likely be chased out, or become the target of a new Occupy movement.

All the campers around you will know you’re part of the upper crust when you unveil this plush, ostentatious dwelling.

This oddly shaped tent, in an anthropomorphic sense, is gorgeous. All...