Oracle has confirmed that former Hewlett-Packard CEO Mark Hurd has found a cushy place to land after one of this year’s messiest tech scandals, Hurd will be joining the company as Co-President alongside his close friend and Oracle CEO Larry Ellison.

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I’ve ignored more press releases in my time than I care to remember, but I still scan, and sometimes even read, a bunch of them every single day. Comes with the territory, and I’ve long accepted that – I’m sure a lot of PR folks think of those as necessary evil almost as much as we do. Almost.

But as boring as it is to read the same frickin words