It just makes so much sense! I mean let’s say you’re Steve Jobs, you have your own private plane, and you’re in Japan and you’re also a ninja …
According to SPA!, Jobs’ logic in bringing the shuriken (ninja stars) onboard his private plane was that he wasn’t going to hijack his own plane. Fair enough.
Because of the weaponry fail, Jobs made it clear that he wouldn’t be revisiting Japan any time soon. And while Apple declined to comment, Bloomberg, taking the hard hitting lead on this one, actually verified that the incident did happen to somebody (a social media ninja perhaps?), at the Kansai International Airport and that whoever the aspiring warrior/passenger was forced to throw away the stars.
What’s Jobs going to do to top this? Tame a lion?
At least it wasn’t a lightsaber.
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Authors: Alexia Tsotsis