Five famous reality-TV backstabbers have gone on killing sprees—offing one fellow villain apiece. Each crime scene and weapon was used only once (and may or may not be from the killer’s show, of which there are five). Using all the clues here, deduce each victim, weapon, and crime scene.

A The beauty queen who thinks Joan of Arc was a guy wasn’t murdered by the person who was told “I’m not your bitch, bitch.”

B The Boston multishow veteran rubbed out the frequently nude jailbird.

C The bitter Quantum chef used the [duh] chef’s knife.

D The person who wrote about flipping The Bitch Switch took out the person whose winnings financed his drug operation.

E The Survivor winner’s spouse wasted someone at the well.

F The infamous sock-burner was slayed.

G The person so hated that a fan once bashed him with a bottle didn’t kill anyone in the confession room.

H The slop was used to off someone in the pantry.

I The bisexual redhead also-ran wasted someone in the kangaroo costume shop.

J The person who shed crocodile tears over granny’s “demise” was taken out by the person whose head was almost forcibly shaven.

K The torch was not used in the penthouse.

L The Chilltown doc used his weapon in the pantry.

M The “snake who ate the rat” was taken out by the toupee.

N The passport wasn’t used in the confession room.

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