Quarrel Perfect for: The soccer hooligan Geek factor: The OED disagrees, but some claim UK-based Gola coined the word trainer in 1968. Famous for spikes worn by stars of (European) football, Gola has injected its casual sneakers with street-worthy style and ass-kicking comfort. Price: £35
2// Warrior Footwear Classic Perfect for: The minimalist capitalist Geek factor: Even captains of the Chinese economy have to take a break sometime. Hence a pair of no-nonsense sneakers that work as well with track pants as evening slacks. Enjoy. Globalization is hard! Price: 400 CNY
3// Visvim Sunnegga Hi Lamina Perfect for: The vacationing yakuza Geek factor: Unlike most Japanese fads, this spin on Chuck Taylors—made of “specially treated” nylon and “natural” cowhide—is built to last. Hand-stitching and an edgy look will help you save face even if you face-plant. Price: ¥33,000
4// Hummel Stadil High CPH Perfect for: The fresh prince Geek factor: Doth thy lady protest too much about your pathetic plimsolls? These sharp cheddar kicks from this Danish sportswear company—a big sponsor on Denmark’s handball circuit—will quiet her slings and arrows. Price: 584 DKK
5// Energie Leix Perfect for: The jet-setting velour connoisseur Geek factor: Once upon a time, street performers had to spray-paint their shoes to achieve a convincing statuelike luster. Now, thanks to Italian purveyor Energie, even nonmetallic humans can put their feet on a pedestal. Price: €135