Action movies are populated with flawed characters. It’s what makes the fight scenes somewhat suspenseful. To us, that’s boring. We want utter and complete dominance out of a warrior, which is why we decided to piece together our own Frankenfighter. We’d put him up against anyone in film history. Except maybe that guy from the 1994 classic martial arts movie Undefeatable. (Seriously. YouTube it.)

1/ Brain
Actor: Harrison Ford
From:Raiders of the Lost Ark
Reason: Indy knows when to fight, when to shoot, and when to just wait for the deus ex plane propeller.

2/ Ears
Actor: Jean-Claude Van Damme
From:Bloodsport
Reason: When Van Damme gets blinded by a face-full of quicklime during the climactic fight scene, he’s forced to utilize his strong sense of hearing (and overacting) to win the match.

3/ Hair
Actor: Patrick Swayze
From:Road House
Reason: The full-bodied coif adds height, weight, and acts as a protective helmet against broken bottles.

4/ Back
Actor: Choi Min-sik
From:Oldboy
Reason: In the epic hallway fight scene, he takes a knife in the back … and then continues to fight 15 guards on his own

5/ Abs
Actor: Gerard Butler
From:300
Reason: The movie was basically a two-hour infomercial for Butler’s 24-pack abs.

6/ Left arm
Actor: Sylvester Stallone
From:Rocky
Reason: The Philadelphian southpaw’s dominant arm has accounted for 57 wins in his career, including 51 by knockout.

7/ Right hand
Actor: Uma Thurman
From:Kill Bill Vol. II
Reason: With a few flicks of the wrist, she can use her hand to explode hearts!

8/ Right leg
Actor: Ralph Macchio
From:The Karate Kid
Reason: The finishing Cobra Kai-defeating piece of the crane kick is the best! Around!

9/ Right foot
Actor: Bruce Lee
From:Enter the Dragon
Reason: Like we’d build a fighter without incorporating a piece of Lee.