We love our classic metal Swingline stapler, but every jerk with a cover sheet to attach wants to make off with it. Our solution: Hook it up to a Red Snap’r 66C
fence electrifier. The device is designed to energize up to 15 miles of wire ranch fencing, dispensing 4,000 to 5,000 educational volts to wayward livestock. It can also establish some boundaries for coworkers who treat desk accessories as communal property.