By Jacqui Cheng, Ars Technica

Have you ever found yourself frothing at the fingertips while explaining why someone doesn’t deserve to use an iPhone because of their deeply flawed sense of aesthetics? Have you been the type to declare that those who don’t use Android are cylons who are under mind control from Cupertino? Or are you Peter Bright, turning up your nose at all of us while you wax on about the unappreciated genius of the Windows 7 Phone?