After any Apple announcement, the haters make the following complaints:

1. Apple’s new product is just a tedious rip-off of stuff that’s already been done, with a few curves slapped on.
2. Also, Apple’s new product is too weird and unfamiliar and nobody’s going to want something that strange.

And the fanboys launch the following defense:

1. Shut up, you.

And finally, Apple retaliates with the following press release:

1. We have so much money. How much money do we have? All the money.

Personally, I’ll probably end up using iCloud, the new iOS 5 and the also new OS X 10.7 Lion, all unveiled by Jobs at ...